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ispankmyturtle:

why is it that everyone can be an asshole towards me and that’s perfectly fine but the minute i have had enough and act like an asshole its all of a sudden not okay


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unstartling:

you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours in pencil


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sydneysunbeam:

in latin instead of saying “i love you” you don’t say anything because it’s a dead language. nothing.  i think that’s beautiful.  just shut the fuck up

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nymphomania:

hektikk:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

I’ve always liked the Trojan commercials from like the 80’s or early 90’s
"You wouldn’t jump out of a plane without a parachute"

"condoms are cheaper than diapers" usually works for me

nymphomania:

hektikk:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

I’ve always liked the Trojan commercials from like the 80’s or early 90’s

"You wouldn’t jump out of a plane without a parachute"

"condoms are cheaper than diapers" usually works for me

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lost-in-ecstasy:

nonpaura:

This has to be one of my favorite post on tumblr.

wow this is so clever

lost-in-ecstasy:

nonpaura:

This has to be one of my favorite post on tumblr.

wow this is so clever

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