*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what
You know what’s a big turn on? When you’re making out with someone and they just randomly get on top of you. Yeah that is fucking great.
accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell
don’t buy that “love is a serious word” crap. love freely and carelessly. love yourself. love that lady bird that just flew past. love that cutie that served you lunch at a cafe that you’ll probably never see again. love every single cat you see and when you stop loving someone or something, don’t fight it.
I could go for some rough sex and a bottle of vodka right now
having good memories with people who treated you like shit is the absolute worst