partybarackisinthehousetonight:

dear diary,
day 7. it’s been a week since i ordered the Never Ending Pasta Bowl at olive garden. im so tired, i havent showered. i miss my family


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r0yall:

if you like me i’ll literally never realize it until you tell me, “I like you” and even then I’m still not sure


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Me flirting: *likes all ur pics*


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lusture:

i think i missed that part in my childhood where i was supposed to have a cute boy as my best friend growing up and then we would end up falling in love i want a do over 


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punacceptable:

why swallow ur pride when u can swallow my cum


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thatmoustachetho:

I hope the royal baby goes through an emo phase

(Source: an-banrion)


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dysfunctionalteen101:

somebody buy me this

dysfunctionalteen101:

somebody buy me this

(Source: zazzle-poetry)

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aesthetic-dissonance:

sagihairius:

My mom just informed me that my first word was “quote” so I’m going to make sure my last word before I die will be “unquote”

you have been blessed with a rare and epic opportunity

thats deep.


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